Learned over the months:

*  Trevor doesn't like to use U-Haul.

*  Trevor's parents are divorced.

*  Trevor should talk to his father more.

*  Trevor doesn't own a suit.

*  Trevor's financee was excused early from work the day she bought her wedding dress.

*  Trevor is a grammar Nazi.

*  Trevor would like a drum-set, but his fiancee won't allow it.

*  Trevor can give a 15 - 20 minute dissertation on the frosting/icing of cakes, including why cream cheese icing works best on carrot cake.

*  Last summer Trevor left Clearwater, Florida more than two days ahead of a hurricane.  Trevor appreciated the good fortune of his narrow escape, and the fact that he was lucky to be alive.

* clASSic Revelation *

Trevor said to Slacker:

"You strike me as the type who likes women."

Dates of recent revelations:

1/18/05 - Trevor's says his wrist no longer hurts.  He does not know why. 

1/20/05 - Trevor claims to have "random cups of water" on his nightstand for "oh, a couple of weeks."

1/21/05 - Trevor "broke down" and bought a Steelers shirt sometime during the week of 1/17.  He asserted, "It's a shirt, not a jersey."

1/21/05 - Trevor is a fan of the game show "Distraction."  He says he'd rather have his car's windshield broken than have paint poured on its roof.

2/1/05 - Trevor acknowledges that he owes $19,000 on a car worth $16,000.  He added that he thinks all auto loans suck.

2/15/05 - Trevor reveals that he has been a "jackass" and a "bastard" on the phone with Verizon.

2/18/05 - Trevor says, for tax purposes, his house is worth $70,000 less than he paid.  He applied for and received a "Homestead" exemption.

2/21/02 - Trevor claims his front door is crap.  The knob and the deadbolt are too close and the handle he bought doesn't fit, which frustrates him.  He says he spent $80,000 on the house and land.

2/22/05 - Trevor knows a lot about over-the-counter pain medicine, including the uses of acetaminophen and ibuprofen.

2/28/05 - Trevor doesn't like the pre-packaged rice crispy treats, because they're hard.  He used the word "nasty" to describe them.

2/28/05 - Trevor has nice dress shoes which he wears "to go to town or whatever", which are different than office dress shoes.

2/28/05 - Trevor had a discussion about how being an American we are free to travel all around our country without needing papers to get from state to state.  He claims that it's illegal for someone to approach a person in this country and ask if they are an American.  He also discussed the travel options of train versus plane.  He'd be more comfortable on a plane because of the security which he doesn't believe happens on train travel.

2/28/05 - Trevor is going to plan a ski trip this weekend, because it is snowing right now.  But, he doesn't actually ski, he snowboards.

3/4/05 - Trevor announces that he grossed out his fiancee Sarah last night by squirting air out of his eyeballs.  He emphasized that "it's not a talent, but a stupid human trick."

3/4/05 - Trevor provided a discourse on humor and the typical German sentence-structure "Subject + Direct Object + Verb."  "It's only at the end of the sentence that you know what the subject is doing to the direct object.  It makes the punchlines a lot funnier because you can throw unexpected verbs in there."

3/28/05 - Trevor stated that the chicken dance will not be done at his wedding.  It is forbidden.  As is the electric slide.

3/28/05 - Trevor discovered today that bad drivers tend to crash.  He thought that this was a great analogy working in IT.

4/13/05 - It annoys Trevor greatly when someone answers a question that wasn't asked.

6/6/05 - Trevor was sweating perfusely this weekend because it was hot and he was trying to install an air conditioner.  He thinks eventually he wants to get whole house air, but isn't sure yet.